Things you may have missed

College Basketball

• A lost at Carolina can make you sick.
• The chief says good bye to the Orange Crush.

Soccer

• Villa coming to America.
• Lille want United out of the Champions League.
• David Villa scores a cracker in the Champions League.

Things you may have missed while getting ready to watch the NFL Combine

College Basketball

• Vegas is back.
• MVC Busted.
• Number 1 was not nice to the Badgers.

Soccer

• Both United fans and the team escape France.
• Diving rules.
• US to host World Cup?

Things you may have missed while watching Bob Huggins dress badly

College Football

• The Golics love Notre Dame.
• The U have some good students.

College Basketball

• Bob Knight hates everything.
• Future homes for the best conference tournament?

Soccer

• Hitting another player with a golf club: priceless.
• Finally Mascherano can play for Liverpool.

Things you may have missed while listening to Tim Hardaway talk about social issues

College Basketball

• Tom Crean to the Heat.
• Durant vs. Beyonce: In SI cover jinx race.

Baseball

• J. D. Drew has a special contract.
• $20 Million for a only a couple of starts, who says the Yankees do not know good business.
• Sorry Red Sox fans, it might be hard to get Cordero out of the nation's capital.
• Wood falls getting out of a hot tub and former Notre Dame gold boy needs a hair cut, just a normal day at Cubs camp.

Soccer

• Zola still rules.
• That is a tough way to open the Copa.

Things you have missed while the Celtics finally won a game

College Basketball

• I guess Duke will be ranked in the top five after being B.C.
• The Heels need to practice better.

College Football

• Jimmy Clausen will not be any good if spends all day on his back.
• The U is stealing other schools coaches, I love it.
• Mustain Watch is still on, this thing might ever end.

Soccer

• I guess Big Sam is upset.
• English fans will have to watch less bad performances now.
• Eto to Arsenal?

Things you may have missed while blowing a number one seed in the NCAA tourney

College Basketball

• The end of Tubby at KU is coming.
• I guess that means we will see a 15th in the first round.
• The most important recruit in the Coach K. era.

Soccer

• The ChampionsLeague could decide the EPL title.
• Tim Howard is headed to a small club.
• Say it aint so Ronaldo.

Things you may have missed while the 'Zags struggled without the hash smoker

College Football

• Rutgers the next football power.
• Another Pete Carroll rumor.

College Basketball

• The Basketball Hall of Fame thinks Dicky V is awesome baby.
• This could be a good NIT with Duke, UConn and the Zags.

Soccer

• There is nothing wrong with Dunga shirt.
• Chelski to play LA Galaxy in Beckham first match.
• David Villa could be on his way to Liverpool for $40 million.

Things you may have missed while Duke plays themself on the bubble

College Football

• The U is going old school.
• Howie Long's kid not looking at Villanova.

College Basketball

• Despite loosing three NBA players, Jay Wright and Villanova are rolling on.
• Duke in the NIT, I can not wait.

Things you may have missed while trying to stay warm

College Football

• Reggie Bush is breaking rules all of the time.
• College Football fans are nuts.

College Basketball

• Coach K will do anything to get this turned around.
• The hot seat is getting hotter for some coaches in the ACC.

Soccer

• Barca is linked with every good player in the EPL.
• Finally Mascherano move to Liverpool is complete.

Things you may have missed while Eddy Curry stands guard

NBA

• Eddy Curry is going to stand guard for Zeek, its should be easy for Dolan to get around him.
• The fight is on for Oden and Durant, yes sports guy the Celtic will probably get one of them.
• In honor of Duke's loss to North Carolina last night here is J.J. Reddick stats this season. Who said Coach K does not produce great NBA players.

College Football

• Mitch Mustain is still looking for a home.
• Home Depot likes the timing rules from last year.

Soccer

• United need more money.
• That Chinese U-23 team is tough, just ask Queens Park Rangers.

Things you may have missed while stunnin like your daddy

College Football/Recruiting Buzz

• Lloyd Carr might be punching out after the season.
• This recruit is nuts.

College Basketball

• Duke really is not "Awesome Baby."
• Duke looses on the day the retire JJ Fag's jersey.

Things Dick Vitale may have missed while crying about Duke's latest loss

COLLEGE BASKETBALL

• This Duke team is not that good.
• The End might be near for Tommy Amaker at Michigan.

Recruiting Buzz

• Miles trying his hardest to get McNight.
• Staff changes at FSU are impacting recruiting.

SOCCER

• Despite no spending by the big two, EPL teams love the January transfer window.
• What is this 2003?

Things Andy Reid may have missed while police searched his home

I guess Andy Reid's sons are not the greatest Mormons in the world.

College Basketball

• Duke fans should eat their Wheaties.
• Can UConn spell NIT.

Recruiting

• Its almost official, but the next Rex Grossman is coming to the U.
• Its a race to New Orleans.
• A two sport start at OSU.

Soccer

• I guess Ashley Cole's wife (pictured) can care for him now.
• Gareth Bale likes the Championship and other news from a boring Transfer Deadline Day.

Things you may have missed, while having bling bling stolen

Giants Safety Jabril Wilson might not be the smartest person in the world.

Now on to the fun.

College Basketball

• Please say your misquoted, Roy.
• Mayo has good lawyers.

College Football

• Temple Owls Super Bowl Power.
• May be the Shannon hire was not that bad.

Soccer

• Three teams in a year not bad.
• No turbans for the Kop.

Things you may have missed while crying when Barbaro was turned into glue

College Basketball

• What in the name of Tarkanian is going on at UNLV.
• Lawson for ACC rookie of the year.
• The Jayhawks could be hit hard by the NBA draft.
  

College Football

• Simms keeps his word.

Soccer

• This might be the worst transfer window ever.
• Spurs might spurn White Heart Lane.
• United Fans worst nightmare.

After months of talk, its finally all over, Barbaro is gone and for one I can not be happier. The world needs more glue. In honor of the Kentucky Derby Winner, I will pour a little a glue out for the old winner every time I use it.

Things you may have miss while waiting for Barbaro to fall over

College Basketball

• Now Coach K is jumping on the bandwagon.
• UConn might be on the outside looking in when March comes.
• Remember when Vince Carter played with heart.
• Mayo and the flopping ref.

College Football

• Saban is a used car.
• The next Grossman could be headed to the U. I do not know if I'm happy about this.

Soccer

• Marco Materazzi is at it again.
• Gooch to Toon.

Things you may have missed while watching the snow fall

College Football

• Lord of Rings looses a key recruit.
• Possible Heisman bust to start Senior Bowl
• Age does not matter in the NFL.

College Basketball

• Moving over Manning face, the Scheyer face is the hot thing.
• Talk about a home clock operator.
• So much for being the basketball capital of the world, at least you have the Knicks.

Soccer

• You can stink like Beckham now.
• Best young defender in England.

Things you may have missed, while returning to your old stomping ground

College Basketball

• No look ahead for the Wildcats.
• Flip to lead the Gophers next year.
• You can not go home again, they will beat you.

College Football

• Another Heisman Flop.
• Not the easiest way to start your coach career at the U.
• College sports writers stink.

Soccer

• Fatso moving to Italy.
• Spy planes seen over United training complex, Saban possibly involved.
• Cantona would be proud.

Right now its something like 20 degrees outside, just keep thinking there is less than a month until pitchers and catchers report.

Things you may have missed while listening to Sean Salisbury explain the Jewish religion

College Basketball

• Could Jay Wright be coaching the Sixers.
• No more question about Mr. Durant's future, please.

College Football

• Willie Williams is at it again.

As you see there is nothing really going on today. Everyone should focus on Sean Salisbury and his love of the Jewish Bible.

Things you may have missed while remembering Bill Parcells

College Football

• Swapping Quarterback recruits is fun.
• This Mustain thing is going to take a while.
• If you can not have one then take the other.

College Basketball

• Kelvin Sampson will get some heat tonight.
• Bruce Pearl needs to keep his shirt on.
• What's the difference.