- No sweet return to Isatanbul, for Liverpool in the Champions League.
- Wow an American at Real Madrid, can pigs fly.
- Fashionable footballers.
- Finally the U.S. might have a coach that Eric Wynalda likes.
- Hey Dr. J., people want to measure up to your hair and your style.
- 11 minutes, 6 points, 7 rebounds, 5 fouls: not bad for a freshman that just lost 55 pounds.
- Hey no body of importance wants the Miami job, but Bernie Kosar does.
- Maybe Houston Nutt was not crazy, Southlake Carroll High coach up for North Texas job and also the Texas Tech job if Mike Leach takes the Miami job.
- Money, Money, Money.
- Maybe Louisville QB coach Jeff Brohm can scream at little Simms next year.