Some classics from the Fake Al Davis:
- Note to self: don't hire anyone whose name starts with Mangin-
- Thank god the Twitter is around to help journalists compare Jay Cutler to Jeff George in real time.
- Cutler hasn't been the same since Jeff George bit him during the last full moon
- Winter tip: Always keep a copy of Madden 07 in your vehicle to use as an emergency ice scraper or coaster! That's all it's good for anyway!
- Jon Gruden is like the Chucky looking, eccentric illegitimate son I never had. I'm so proud of him!
- Today MLB voted Joe Mauer as the most valuable player in the American League which means Mauer is probably pretty valuable to his team
- Heres your holiday drink recipe of the day.. To have a "Summerall" simply have an entire bottle of scotch in under 45 minutes. Enjoy!