Showing posts with label Las Vegas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Las Vegas. Show all posts

Thursday, February 22, 2007

The Las Vegas Stars

With the NBA All Star game behind us, the idea of putting a team in Sin City is being discussed and I could not be happier. The idea of putting a team in Vegas could be comedy gold. Could you image Stephen Jackson in Vegas for home games, this could be a great idea?


Introducing your Las Vegas Stars:

The Starting Five
  • Point Guard: Jamal Tinsley (pictured): grew up in the ghetto and is always in trouble in both Canada and the United States.
  • Shooting Guard: Stephen Jackson: do I really need to stay anything. Please check out his My Space page.
  • Small Forward: Ron Artest: I really do not want to explain.
  • Power Forward: Eddie Griffin. Forward Seton Hall star would be great in Vegas with his drinking problem.
  • Center: Olden Polynice: He might be retired but there is always need for wife beaters on any team.

Bench

  • Richard Dumas, SG/SF: Retired, love the coke.
  • DeShawn Stevenson, SG: Statutory rape is always something that GMs should look at.
  • Qyntel Woods, SG: Dog fighting now that will fly in Vegas.
  • Tony Battie, PF: Beating up a police officer, I think that might be allowed in Vegas.

Here is a list of other players that a new Vegas team could also look at.