Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Fakes are sometimes better then the real thing

So Al Davis and John Madden have a lot in common, their connections to the Raiders and their loss of their minds at this point. Both also have another thing in common, their fake twitter personalities are funnier they are.

Some classics from the Fake Al Davis:

  • Note to self: don't hire anyone whose name starts with Mangin-
  • Thank god the Twitter is around to help journalists compare Jay Cutler to Jeff George in real time.
  • Cutler hasn't been the same since Jeff George bit him during the last full moon
Some classics from Faux John Madden:
  • Winter tip: Always keep a copy of Madden 07 in your vehicle to use as an emergency ice scraper or coaster! That's all it's good for anyway!
  • Jon Gruden is like the Chucky looking, eccentric illegitimate son I never had. I'm so proud of him!
  • Today MLB voted Joe Mauer as the most valuable player in the American League which means Mauer is probably pretty valuable to his team
  • Heres your holiday drink recipe of the day.. To have a "Summerall" simply have an entire bottle of scotch in under 45 minutes. Enjoy!

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