Sunday, January 21, 2007

Please Draft My Brother

Dear Mel Kiper Jr ,
As a representative of Adam Huba, I would like to alert you that he has made himself eligible for the NFL draft. Adam has been outstanding in back yard football games, and is hoping to make the next step in his career. He runs the 40 yard dash in 19. 9 seconds and is light on his feet.

"Jon Thomas has nothing on him," said his representatives. "With his slippers, no one is lighter on his feet. "

Huba's stats:

Height: 6-4
Weight: plus or minus a 30 pack: 287.
Reach: 6-4
Shuttle Run: chose not to complete.

Wonderlick test: Spelled name wrong and was too busy drinking Miller Lite; on par with Vince Young.

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