Things you may have missed while watching the snow fall

College Football

• Lord of Rings looses a key recruit.
• Possible Heisman bust to start Senior Bowl
• Age does not matter in the NFL.

College Basketball

• Moving over Manning face, the Scheyer face is the hot thing.
• Talk about a home clock operator.
• So much for being the basketball capital of the world, at least you have the Knicks.

Soccer

• You can stink like Beckham now.
• Best young defender in England.

Things you may have missed, while returning to your old stomping ground

College Basketball

• No look ahead for the Wildcats.
• Flip to lead the Gophers next year.
• You can not go home again, they will beat you.

College Football

• Another Heisman Flop.
• Not the easiest way to start your coach career at the U.
• College sports writers stink.

Soccer

• Fatso moving to Italy.
• Spy planes seen over United training complex, Saban possibly involved.
• Cantona would be proud.

Right now its something like 20 degrees outside, just keep thinking there is less than a month until pitchers and catchers report.

Things you may have missed while listening to Sean Salisbury explain the Jewish religion

College Basketball

• Could Jay Wright be coaching the Sixers.
• No more question about Mr. Durant's future, please.

College Football

• Willie Williams is at it again.

As you see there is nothing really going on today. Everyone should focus on Sean Salisbury and his love of the Jewish Bible.

Things you may have missed while remembering Bill Parcells

College Football

• Swapping Quarterback recruits is fun.
• This Mustain thing is going to take a while.
• If you can not have one then take the other.

College Basketball

• Kelvin Sampson will get some heat tonight.
• Bruce Pearl needs to keep his shirt on.
• What's the difference.

Things you may have missed while getting your brother ready for the NFL Draft

College Football

• Despite cuts around the school, at least the football coaches are making money.
• Maybe Charlie should spend more time working on his defense.
• Saban is playing dirty.

Soccer

• The title was ours.
• Its wide open now.
• Another American own in the EPL.

Please Draft My Brother

Dear Mel Kiper Jr ,

As a representative of Adam Huba, I would like to alert you that he has made himself eligible for the NFL draft. Adam has been outstanding in back yard football games, and is hoping to make the next step in his career. He runs the 40 yard dash in 19. 9 seconds and is light on his feet.

"Jon Thomas has nothing on him," said his representatives. "With his slippers, no one is lighter on his feet. "

Huba's stats:

Height: 6-4

Weight: plus or minus a 30 pack: 287.

Reach: 6-4

Shuttle Run: chose not to complete.

Wonderlick test: Spelled name wrong and was too busy drinking Miller Lite; on par with Vince Young.

Now that is a punch in the stomach

In Bill Simmons world of dramatic losses, that was a stomach punch game. With a nine point lead over dreaded Chelski looking right at us, RVP scored and then TH14 scored at the end of the injury time to leave the Red Devils with nothing. So with less then half of the season to go United still have a six point lead, but they still have a trip to the bridge.