Corner Kicks: rain rain go away

EPL

• When did Ronaldo become Jordan.
• Chelski starting to look a lot like the Yankees.
• At the end of the year this might be the game the keeps the Blades up.
• At least there will be one happy day at the Valley.
• With the title out of the reach at least the Reds are playing well.
• A busy day for the Yanks at Upton Park, Beasley scores the only goal and Spector gets a cards.
• Introducing the return of calamity James.
• Wigan the Watford needed a boat to play their game.
• Everton might have found someone to team with Andy Johnson.
• Southgate is getting closer and closer to trouble.

Transfer News: The window is getting ready to open

• Manchester United have no money.
• Two Americans are not enough at Fulham.
• Pants dropper could become part of the Toon army.

Things you may have missed while opening a gift from Shawn Merriman

NFL

• "Lights out" hats are all the trend in the NFL.
• Eagles fans are resourceful.

Soccer

• A.C. Milan still has some type of drawing power.
• Figures to be a busy transfer window at the Kop.

College Football

• Now fans can listen to crappy bowl games on their ipods.
• Settling on a quarterback for 2007 will be Randy Shannon's first order of business.

Things you may have missed, while watching a second rate bowl game

Soccer

• Figo is going to look good in a turban.
• Inter is trading one old winger for another.
• Could Chelski/United show down be moved to the end of the year.
• I thought that Roman said the spending at Chelski was going to stop.

College Football

• The only good thing about the Emerald Bowl is that its Jeff Bowden last game calling the plays.
• Navy is now becoming on the best traveling teams during bowl season.

Things you may have missed while returning Christmas Gifts

College Basketball

• Could the ACC really get 8 bids to the big dance.
• Despite being off to hot start, Ernie Kent might still be in trouble at Oregon.
• Troubled Coaches rebounding nicely.

College Football

• Paul Johnson is bring in the cash at Navy.
• Ferentz might be the replacement for coach chin.

Soccer

• Sir Alex to get a great Christmas gift from Rio.
• The other Madrid team has a grand plan.

Corner Kicks: Boxing Day Rules

EPL

• Everything that Ronaldo touches turns to go Gold.
• Cashley costly for Chelski.
• The next Dutch Master to the rescue for the Gooners.
• Its back to the drawing board for the Reds.
• Maybe Bill Simmons made a good pick after all.
• Everyone is asleep at Goodison after this one.
• Curbs can't get points all of the time.
• Psycho very happy.
• Please some one stop Bolton.

Other Notes from around the England

• The great Chelski might be coming part from back to front.
• Goalies scoring in the Championship.

Things you may have missed while watching Carrie Underwood drool over Tony Romo

College Football

• Could Touchdown Charlie be on his way to the big blue.
• Florida State player love prison.
• Time for everyone to head to the NFL.

NFL

• The Jets can fly in the rain.
• American Idol winners love over rated cowboy quarterbacks.

Do you like gladiator movies?

The San Diego Chargers have taken getting ready for their game against Seattle to a different level. This week quarterback Philip Rivers and center Nick Hardwick met in the shower to go over snapping the football in wet conditions. Rain is expected in Seattle on Christmas Eve for their game. Reports are that they got some really good snaps in.

Wow grown men meeting in the shower with one bent over, you draw your won conclusions.